Things you didn't know you needed

A wireless handset shaped like a banana, so you can take calls like a fruit-based secret agent.

A hefty little desk grenade that says exactly how the quarterly report is going.

Daily affirmations for people who have made peace with the bare minimum.

Because some days go sideways and preparedness has never looked this ridiculous.

A mug loaded with groan-worthy one-liners for the dad who is never off the clock.

Sink a birdie without leaving the throne. The most productive bathroom break of the day.

Press the button and a pickle yodels. There is no further explanation and none is required.

A tiny goat that screams on demand. Instant morale for any cubicle.

Wrap a real gift inside packaging for a product that absolutely should not exist.

A wildly popular card game of luck, betrayal and the occasional exploding kitten.

Flagship noise cancelling that turns a chaotic commute into a private listening room.

A palm-sized drone that takes off from your hand and follows the action.

Enough juice to revive a laptop and a phone, with the cables built right in.

Pocketable, rugged and far louder than something this small has any right to be.

A colour-screen digital pet with whole habitats to explore. Nostalgia, upgraded.

A build-it-yourself retro radio that doubles as a phone stand when you are done.

Turns wired CarPlay into wireless, so your phone stays in your pocket.

An origami-style organiser that ends the tangled-cable drawer forever.

A bottle that glows to remind you that yes, you should probably drink some water.

A mic and speaker in one - instant living-room concert, judgement not included.

A fold-out probe that ends the great is-it-cooked-yet debate in seconds.

Double-ended spoons that snap together so the drawer stops eating them.

A silicone clip-on strainer - drain the pasta without wrestling a colander.

Dice, slice and spiralize a mountain of veg while your knife skills take the night off.

Wrings every last drop out of citrus, and traps the seeds for you.

A sharp, snap-apart pizza wheel with a blade guard - clean slices, safe fingers.

Mounts out of sight and cracks any stubborn lid one-handed.

Keeps the bacon in the pan and off the entire stovetop.

Three pulls and your sad drawer knife is scary sharp again. Cut-glove included.

Hand-crank mountains of cheese with swappable drums. Pasta night is saved.

Granite chilling stones and glasses in a wooden box - the reliable gift for him.

The insulated tumbler that became a personality. Keeps drinks cold for absurdly long.

Percussive relief for gym knots and desk-hunch shoulders alike.

The famously soft throw people refuse to share. A safe, spoiling gift for her.

Kids snap together real working circuits - a lightbulb-moment gift, literally.

A kid-friendly telescope with built-in astronomy content for backyard stargazers.

Colourful magnetic tiles that turn a rainy afternoon into an engineering firm.

A motorised marble roller-coaster kids build themselves. Physics disguised as fun.

A screen-optional coding pet that teaches real programming through play.

Two water-powered robots you build and then make duke it out. STEM, but rowdy.